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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Monday, January 25, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Friday, November 13, 2009
Ford's Blockbuster Idea (humor)
Just when you thought the US auto industry is doomed, the Mullaly brain trust comes up with this idea of unsurpassed brilliance. Even Steve Rattner can't help but applaud in uncharacteristic profanity-free silence.
Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Too Big to Fail (Video)
The Austin Lounge Lizards perform their satirical ode to bank bail-outs. Written by Lindsey Eck.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
US MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX COMES UP WITH EXPENSIVE NEW BOMB | Drone crashes into office building - do we need drone alerts?
US MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX COMES UP WITH NEW BOMB
US drone crashes into Iraqi office building
"We can confirm that an unmanned aerial reconnaissance vehicle crashed" on Saturday, a military statement said, adding that there had been no reported injuries. An American aerial surveillance drone crashed into the offices of an Iraqi political party in the northern city of Mosul, the US military said on Sunday.
"We can confirm that an unmanned aerial reconnaissance vehicle crashed" on Saturday, a military statement said, adding that there had been no reported injuries. An American aerial surveillance drone crashed into the offices of an Iraqi political party in the northern city of Mosul, the US military said on Sunday.
It said there was currently no indication that the aircraft, which hit the offices of the Iraqi Islamic Party, had crashed as a result of "enemy action," but added that the incident was under investigation. American soldiers recovered the drone and were discussing repairs to the building with local officials. Full Story
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Strategypage.com | Wisdom From Avaition/Military Manuals (humor)
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General MacArthur
"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Marine Recruit
"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF Ammo Troop
"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing."
"You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)
"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."
"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."
"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."
"Even with ammunition, the USAF is just another expensive flying club."
"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, ... The pilot dies."
"Never trade luck for skill."
The three most common ex pressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" And "Oh S...! "
"Friendly fire - isn't"
"Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight."
"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!"
"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it."
"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you." - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
"There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970
"If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to."
"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal."
As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks "What happened?". The pilot's reply: "I don't know, I just got here myself!" - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
In Response To: BBC NEWS: I was in Hitler's suicide bunker - Here is Hitler (AKA Goldman Sachs) as he gets a margin call (humor)
And-- here is what goes on in his bunker in 2009-- Video
RMN.com Posted By: Watchman
Date: Thursday, 3-Sep-2009 13:42:09
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Gawker.com | Suicide Bomber Bird Attacks Mayor-for-Life (Bloomberg)
Ever since Bloomberg and the Port Authority executed the adorable kittens of JFK's Happy Cat Camp, unchecked terror-birds have been waging war on the city of New York. And now they are going after Mayor Mike himself.
Apparently a bird of some kind—possibly a goose or a starling or a Romulan Warbird—struck a Dassault 900EX carrying Bloomberg and others to Ted Kennedy's funeral. The plane landed safEver since Bloomberg and the Port Authority executed the adorable kittens of JFK's Happy Cat Camp, unchecked terror-birds have been waging war on the city of New York. And now they are going after Mayor Mike himself.
Apparently a bird of some kind—possibly a goose or a starling or a Romulan Warbird—struck a Dassault 900EX carrying Bloomberg and others to Ted Kennedy's funeral. The plane landed safely and everyone was unharmed, but this was obviously just a warning.
ely and everyone was unharmed, but this was obviously just a warning.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
THE AGE OF NEFARIOUS by Doug Giles & Clashradio.com
A classic song with a twist. Doug Giles, Townhall.com columnist and host of ClashRadio.com, channels dirty hippies from the '60's for this hilarious video homage to Obama's administration.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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