Apparently a bird of some kind—possibly a goose or a starling or a Romulan Warbird—struck a Dassault 900EX carrying Bloomberg and others to Ted Kennedy's funeral. The plane landed safEver since Bloomberg and the Port Authority executed the adorable kittens of JFK's Happy Cat Camp, unchecked terror-birds have been waging war on the city of New York. And now they are going after Mayor Mike himself.
Apparently a bird of some kind—possibly a goose or a starling or a Romulan Warbird—struck a Dassault 900EX carrying Bloomberg and others to Ted Kennedy's funeral. The plane landed safely and everyone was unharmed, but this was obviously just a warning.
ely and everyone was unharmed, but this was obviously just a warning.
